SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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