I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
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What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
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I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
You did what with his pubic hair?
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