I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
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We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
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He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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