i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
She announced her abortion via fbk
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright