FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
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tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
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I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.