in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
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He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
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I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
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