just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
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Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
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Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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