Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
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Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
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A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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