do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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