i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Randomize
