no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
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For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
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Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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