If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
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Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
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You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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