so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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