i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
dude. I can hear the air.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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