So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
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What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
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Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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