Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
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there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
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looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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