oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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