I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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