And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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