Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
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He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
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It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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