Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
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you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
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So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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