Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
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