Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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