can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
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There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
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Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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