I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
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