Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
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We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
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you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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