At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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