his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
What a dumb baby whore.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Randomize
