I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
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I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
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I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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