HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.