VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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