Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
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