hotties wanna shake it
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
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oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
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Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.