turn off your phone and go to bed
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
These Attractive Criminals Got Modeling Contracts After Getting Arrested
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
This Girl’s Unbelievable Catfish Story Will Make You Rethink Online Dating
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.