He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
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I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I am naked and annoyed.
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You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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