Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
What did we do last night that was yellow?
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
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I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
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I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!