Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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