Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Cover your peen. We're going out.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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