Buhtt sex?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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