real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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