dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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