I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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