What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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