A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
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... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
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Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.