It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
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If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
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you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.