Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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