HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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