Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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