We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
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Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
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Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
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