That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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