1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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