how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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