so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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