i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
This is my gift to your gina
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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