I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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