it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
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Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
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I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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