I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
