I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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