jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
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OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
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I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
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