Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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