rhymes with "ouble enetration"
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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