Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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