do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
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I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
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He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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