brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
so let's talk penis.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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