she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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